• Bethany: (offering up her usual morning report) Today is Thursday and tomorrow is Friday. I get to see Grandpa on Friday!
  • Me: Sorry, Babe – but today is Wednesday.
  • Bethany: (pointing at kitchen calendar) No, Mom! Today is Thursday. It says so right here!
  • Me: Ohp! You’re right. I goofed. I think I’m a little confused from crossing so many time zones.
  • Bethany: Gosh, you must cross time zones a lot!