• Robert: We hardly ever locked the house when the kids were running in different directions. The door was always open at the Lynn house and everybody in town knew it.
  • Me: I know! It’s a wonder we were never burgled.
  • Robert: What were they gonna steal, some cat litter?
  • Me: There are usually a few holey socks lying around.
  • Robert: Well, you just got some new bras. One of those could be a hot commodity on the black market as a high-powered slingshot or a trebuchet.
  • Me: Yep, that was me in a past life — every Medieval warrior’s dream girl.