Lynn household weirdness post #7,349.

 
Me: (starts telling a story to Robert, but falls asleep mid-sentence)
 
Me: (two hours later, waking up from nap) “…and then…” (continues story from the exact point where snoring began earlier)
 
Robert: (shakes head, chuckling) “How the heck do you do that?”
 

I have skills, people.