PRACTICE FOR YOUR NEXT DRIVE-THRU VISIT!
My spouse hates pickles. So, whenever he orders a burger, he either says “Ketchup and mustard only” or “no pickles.” Simple right?
Wrong. Nine times out of every 10, he ends up with mustard and pickles only (no ketchup).
He’s decided that he must be pronouncing “pickles” in a way that sounds like “ketchup” and vice versa, because – y’know – they sound so much alike.
So, he keeps walking around the house practicing the words super slllloooowwwwwlllyyyy.
It’s cracking me up.