- Me: “Hey, my vaccine is next week!”
- Robert: “Is that a TV show?”
- Me: “My my, we are witty today, aren’t we?”
- Robert: (hands me his coat) “Would you hold this for a second?”
- Me: (holds coat for one second, then drops it to the floor)
- Robert: (smirking) “It would appear that one of us is witty, and the other is a plain old garden variety smart ass.”
Hmmmm… I wonder which one of us he meant.