• Me: “Hey, my vaccine is next week!”
  • Robert: “Is that a TV show?”

  • Me: “My my, we are witty today, aren’t we?”
  • Robert: (hands me his coat) “Would you hold this for a second?”
  • Me: (holds coat for one second, then drops it to the floor)
  • Robert: (smirking) “It would appear that one of us is witty, and the other is a plain old garden variety smart ass.”

Hmmmm… I wonder which one of us he meant.