This morning’s Lynn kitchen banter.

Me: “Hey, my vaccine is next week!”

Robert: “Is that a TV show?”

Me: “My my, we are witty today, aren’t we?”

Robert: (hands me his coat) “Would you hold this for a second?”

Me: (holds coat for one second, then drops it to the floor)

Robert: (smirking) “It would appear that one of us is witty, and the other is a plain old garden variety smart ass.”

Hmmmm… I wonder which one of us he meant.