Robert: We hardly ever locked the house when the kids were running in different directions. The door was always open at the Lynn house and everybody in town knew it.
Me: I know! It’s a wonder we were never burgled.
Robert: What were they gonna steal, some cat litter?
Me: There are usually a few holey socks lying around.
Robert: Well, you just got some new bras. One of those could be a hot commodity on the black market as a high-powered slingshot or a trebuchet.
Me: Yep, that was me in a past life — every Medieval warrior’s dream girl.
